Ice Breakers and lines NOT to use!

Following from our Hide Bar chat up lines we posted previously why not check out our Ice Breakers and things not to say!


The Ice-breakers

* Nice weather we have today, isn't it?
* Do you know how to spell...(Insert word here)?
* What's the best way to...(Insert place here)?
* I like your hat (or other item of clothing)
* What's the time?

Do NOT use these lines

The following lines have produced unfavourable results for some of our researchers, try to avoid using them.

* "Given that god is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a shag?"- Unless the subject is a die-hard Red Dwarf fan
* "You've got to tell me your name, because last night in my dreams I could only call you 'baby'."
* "Do you have a screwdriver 'cos just looking at you makes my nuts tighten"
* "You look like a woman who knows how to talk to men!" [leer]
* "I love every bone in your body...especially mine."
* "You don't sweat much for a fat girl"
* "Hi my name is your name here, mind if I join you?" (saying the "your name here")... then as (s)he looks confused take out a page of similarly wrecked chat-up lines out of your pocket and try them in order...
"pull up chair, wink?"
"Page 42?"
"Remember: Always Smile?"
"what's a nice girl-slash-boy like you doing in a bar-slash-dance-slash-brothel like this?"
"Try to sound natural?"
When none of this works, curse at the guy who wrote the book, and stalk off.
* "Do you know any good opening lines?"

Your welcome!